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PostSubject: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:31 am

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap:: "woow, giler..."

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap: "eh perasan bagus..."
___________________________________________

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat

Perempuan akan kata: "nobody's perfect"

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat

perempuan akan cakap: "memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!"
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kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu

perempuan akan cakap: "wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!"

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu

Perempuan akan kata: "entah2 kawan dia..."
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kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: "sepadan sangat..."

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: "mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!"
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kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata: "jangan sedih, kan saya ada..."

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya

meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)...
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kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: "perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang"

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: "sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi..."
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kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: "matching... hebat luar dalam"

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: "bang, bosnya mana...?"
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kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan cakap: "pasti takut kalau-kalau gambarnya tersebar"

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan kata: "tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya..."
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kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap:"ini barulah lelaki gentlemen"

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap: "naluri pembantu, memang begitu...."
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kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan cakap: "let me be your shoulder to cry on"

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan kata: "kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?"

credit: http://faiziqhilmi.blogspot.com/

*seriously, sy ketawa bila baca post ini.. bukan hina lelaki x handsome tp betulkah hal ini wujud?? =P lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:58 pm

aduh..gila...betul sangat tuh..aq sokong..
hakhakhak...
mantap post ko nie...geli hati aq baca d smua part lelaki xhansome......

+1..tsangat thibur..
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:12 pm

^uit! x ikhlas langsung la wak nie.. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:01 am

~ahahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:48 am

hahaha .
eaa ka ??
ermm . mgkin la .
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:45 am

perempuan cantik takder ker Razz

Quote :
Kadang-kadang lelaki kureng hamsem ni diperlakukan tidak adil oleh kaum
wanita. minta maaflah kaum wanita semua kalo anda terasa aku akui gak sbb
benda ini terjadi gak pd kaum wanita yg kureng cantik... cuba fikirkan lah
sejenak kaum lelaki dan kaum wanita semua

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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:49 am

~mmg btoL tu..
no body prfect ba..
huhu
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:54 am

nah nie Razz
perempuan lawa??

Kalau perempuan lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap:: woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman...
kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi

kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman nih...kesian
kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak huduh...

kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki yg diganggu
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati...!
kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong Lelaki yang diganggu
Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu...

kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: ok gak la....
kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh lelaki tuh!

kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu....
kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:...patut pun kena reject...

kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah dato' mana bela nih....
kalau perempuan tak lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: musti anak org kaya nih.....

kalau perempuan lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri...

kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh....
kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu....

kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy forever
kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!! mengada2...

kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak tu...
kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????

kalau perempuan lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan kata: takpe...
kalau perempuan tak lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke... sibuk ni tau..

kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya....
kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 email dia...boring




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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:03 am

lelaki ada yh encem dan ada yg x..

tp..

kta x blh menilai lelaki eencem atau x bha..

yg pntg dia baik n ikhlas..

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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:50 pm

eaa bha .
btul2 .
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:18 am

vanessa wrote:
lelaki ada yh encem dan ada yg x..

tp..

kta x blh menilai lelaki eencem atau x bha..

yg pntg dia baik n ikhlas..

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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:21 am

hahaha..

hehehhe!
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:09 am

~ceWaH..
ahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:35 am

kebanyakan perempuan skarang tak pandang hensem atau tak tapi dorang pandang kaya atau tak.. ni ada kawan aku muka punya hodoh tapi kaya lah dapat juga cewek yang muka dia mcm model amerika tu.. hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:40 am

betul 2..
kbnykn pmpn skg x kira rupa pada lelaki...dorg skg pandg apa yg ada dlm dompet lelaki...law itu tebal dalam dompet,brmkna melekatlah pmpn trsebut pada lelaki itu x kira lelaki 2 berupa or x...
puas dah sya nampak d kk..
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:43 am

tapi nasib lah girl saya bukan juga begitu.. hehe
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:37 am

hhehhee..btol 2 brooo..
tgok bf treat gerl dia jga..
law pndi,pndi la 2..
ehhehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:38 am

hehe
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:00 am

~spa pndai jg gF nya??
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:46 am

kalau aku setiap perempuan ada cita rasa nya sendiri...
ada perempuan suka handsome !!
ada perempuan suka DOMPET !!
ada perempuan suka yg hati ikhlas/baik..!!
ada perempuan tue suka yg tinggal kat kampung...
hehe XD
ini pndapat aku lah...
susah nak ckp lah jugak...hehe XD
tapi lawak lah sis' pauline pnya post ne...hahahaha XD
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:28 am

lawak?

hehe..

uish..

jose n yiee : grl ko rang tgk dompet ko rang ka?
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:07 am

hahaha .
sepa ensem ??
hehe . :]
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:56 am

bf sa hencem..haha..

gurau..

sa mna da bf..
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:24 pm

wahhh..mana tu lelaki yg encemmm..ada sini ka..hehehe..
bagi sa la kan..lelaki encemmmm jak yg slalu bernasib baik dpt gf2 ne..lau lelaki yg mcm sa ne yg hodoh2 ne cheewwaahh..msti x dpt gf...coz x kena pandang..huhuhu..
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PostSubject: Re: Lelaki Handsome??? =P   Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:29 pm

hahaha .
kena pndng bh jgk .
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